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Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:52 pm by Zaquri



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Post by Guest on Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:48 am

Here you can post blonde jokes.

Admins tell us if we go over board.

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Re: Blonde jokes

Post by Ryouken/Mentasu on Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:18 am

A blond women walked into a bar.....she says Ouch
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Re: Blonde jokes

Post by Guest on Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:21 am

A blonde and a burnette watch the 5:00 news and there is a man on the bridge. The brunnete says:I bet 100 he jumps the blond takes on the bet and the man jumps the blonde goes to pay the brunette. "I can't take your money I saw the 12:00 and saw he jumped." The blonde then says:"I saw the 12:00 too I didn't think he would jump again though."

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Post by Ryouken/Mentasu on Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:37 am

lol not bad Brandon

A Blond Brunnete and a red are sittinf at the grand canyon eating lunch, the Brunnete says
"If i get bologna again i am gonna jump"
She gets the bologna and jumps, the red head says
"If i get ham i will jump"
She gets ham and jumps to her death
the blond says
"If i get roast beef again i will jump"
She does and falls to her death.
At there funeral all the mothers are crying except for the blond and when they ask why she says
"I just dont get it...she packed her own lunch"
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Post by Micah Inuzuka on Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:21 am

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

LOL!!!!!
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Post by Micah Inuzuka on Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:26 am

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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Post by Ryo Arisia Uchiha on Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:28 am

A gil is on who wants to be a milionaire, she's on the final question and has her phone a firend life line still. the question is what bird does not live in a nest, the blad eagle, the cokou bird, the pelican, or the robin. The girl doesn't know so she calls her firend (who is blonde) and asks her the question. The blonde replies the cokou bird. So the gril guess that and wins! later she takes her blonde firend out for a drink "So how'd you know thw awnser?" She asks. "That's easy!" the blonde replies "Cokou birds live in clocks."
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Post by Meta Nara on Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:33 am

a blonde a brunet and a red head go out hunting
the brunite goes out comes back with a deer the
other two asked howd u get that deer
she answers saw tracks followed tracks shot it
the red head goes out and comes back with a moose the blonde askes howd u get that moose
she answers saw tracks followed tracks shot it
the blonde goes out and comes back wth scratches and broueses
the red head and brunet ask howd u get those
she says saw trcks followed tracks got hit by a train
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